April42014
acutely-adorkable:

THIS ONE WINS

acutely-adorkable:

THIS ONE WINS

(via wyobelle)

April32014

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

(Source: ccolf, via kuhn-kun)

March282014

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

(via wyobelle)

1PM

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

(via kuhn-kun)

March252014

sketchmocha:

fireandshellamari:

It’s really really warm.

I DID A THING

(via wyobelle)

4PM
thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime
Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

(via wyobelle)

4PM

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

(Source: sassykardashian, via wyobelle)

4PM

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time

(Source: punkwarren, via wyobelle)

March142014

I wanted to reblog a clever post, but it was in comic sans. I couldn’t do it. It would have been morally wrong. 

2PM

A collection of tumblr’s pi day blurbs.

A collection of tumblr’s pi day blurbs.

(Source: fandommaths)

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